need a laugh?

[madam boop]

so ive been having a series of bum days, know any good jokes?:D

[MissyMom]

Sorry I don't have any right now but if I think of one I will let you know. How are you liking it on here?

Melissa

[i_b_booped]

:rolleyes: http://www.bettyboop.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19962

[BettyBoopLover4Evr]

Hi Madam Boop! I'm new to the forum and I happen to see your thread. I have a joke for you and hopefully it'll make you laugh or at least smile!

An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”

Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Glenwood, but you’re 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”

The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”

The doctor considered this for a second, and continued… “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”

The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”

[i_b_booped]

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

[Bikerbettyboop]

Funnies are welcome here......

[MissyMom]

Very funny and all so ture too!!!

[Bikerbettyboop]

Did you hear the one about the talking dog?

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.



The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.



'You talk?' he asks.



'Yep,' the Lab replies.



After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'



The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'



'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'



'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'



The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.



'Ten dollars,' the guy says.



'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'



'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.

[booper looper]

THAT WAS KINDA CUTE!!!!!!!!!! I didn't laugh but I did smile!!!!!!!!!!;) ;) ;)

[Bikerbettyboop]

Glad you smiled at least....

[betty-poop]

two grannies go to berry one didn't fit

hahahahaha poopidoop